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Posted By BronxBomber 1 year, 4 months ago in Arts & Entertainment
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Yes our Tinseltown twerp of a princess is at it again! Making a music video replete with the sheriff who sprung her out!

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    lightwarrior851 year, 4 months ago

    Cast your vote:

    "I want her back to jail"

    "I think she should stay home"

    here: http://hilton-paris-for.blogspot.com/2007/06/wh...

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      SantaM1 year, 4 months ago
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      ETproductions1 year, 4 months ago

      My vote is I don't want to hear any more debates among the legal experts. All evening the news-talk channels ranted on and on about this non-celebrity non-event. Each one had at least one expert who loudly proclaimed that it was "Outrageous" to give her more than 3 days in jail for such an insignificant offense -- that the LA DA was just picking on her because of her celebrity status.

      I couldn't help thinking how families who have lost a loved one must feel hearing that.

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    Radiofreeeuropa1 year, 4 months ago

    This is pretty funny BB

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    BronxBomber1 year, 4 months ago

    Is there no end to this party ho'? I mean a music video? With the sheriff who sprung her? It's bad enough she scored a touch down, & got over. Must she spike the football too?

    ;o)

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      markd20071 year, 4 months ago

      She probably blew the Sheriff. "Spoiled Rich Wh*re" (I prefer to call her what they did on South Park) crying to her mommy, how pathetic. Grow up, little bio*ch... mommy can't save you (unless she blows the judge and he's as corrupt as the Sheriff).

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    tehranchik1 year, 4 months ago

    This is soooo wrong!!)))))

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      puffin1 year, 4 months ago

      Who're you kidding, Lol ... tho' this chick's FAR too fat to be Paris Hilton, she has the same, lame reggae down. Boo friggin' Hoo. I am curious what the judge has to say.

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        Beeboppin711 year, 4 months ago

        I agree. NOT Paris.

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        BronxBomber1 year, 4 months ago

        It's not her ???(whistling, looking around)

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          nccneon1 year, 4 months ago

          Fairly good resemblance, but this girl is better looking than Paris. And shows some talent.

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          SlapALib1 year, 4 months ago

          The rich get flying mattresses in prison? There really is two Americas.

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            TOtheMOON1 year, 4 months ago

            There's the rich and there's politician's (who are usually rich also), then there are the rest of us low life's.

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            elel1 year, 4 months ago

            Her Royal Heiress has prevailed, hip hip dismay.

            Freaky singer? model? lookalike?

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              Amazing11 year, 4 months ago

              Some pretty well done lyrics. There are some clever people out there. And I hope they'll do another if Ms. Hilton gets thrown back in the slammer.

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                TOtheMOON1 year, 4 months ago

                My kids were ground longer for lesser crimes then this twig.

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              2sidestoeverything1 year, 4 months ago

              It is hard being white, rich, and blond in the US the legal system is stacked against them. ;~P

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                TOtheMOON1 year, 4 months ago

                Are you serious?! She did have to spend 3 dark, cold, lonely, paparazzi free days in there! I think it was appropriate when they first tried to give her credit for 5 days! In reality it probably felt more like 12 or 13, for God's sake! Poor girl.

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              uncle-dave1 year, 4 months ago

              I guess that bible she was seen carrying before she went in had a "get out of jail free" card in it.

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                Beeboppin711 year, 4 months ago

                I really like this song. It's the most intelligent thing connected with Paris Hilton. But c'mon! No one really expected her to stay in jail, did they? I mean, like, do they even have lattes there? She probably drove the guards crazy with request for items they'd never heard of. "OMG! Can I have sheets with a thousand thread count, Egyptian cotton? Where are the Horchow cots?"

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                  dadesider1 year, 4 months ago

                  Is this video too professional to have the PH brand attached???

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                    ETproductions1 year, 4 months ago

                    Just wondering if a quick check of the LA Sheriff's bank account might reveal a sudden very large deposit being made.

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                      loquaciousrana1 year, 4 months ago

                      I think the sheriff set her free to preserve his own sanity. It was cruel and unusual punishment for the city to subject the jail staff to her antics for 3 days.

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                    ZenAgain1 year, 4 months ago

                    Thanks BB, it's actually a cute song.

                    Makes me want run amok on my next visit over there.

                    What's my chances of a Sheriff piggy back (always wanted one of those)?

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                      patnawala1 year, 4 months ago

                      The justice system has made an absolute mockery of itself. This is almost like a corrupt third world country where you can easily influence decision and buy favors.

                      I have never been so frustrated in my life before. I had never ever imagined that some one would be able to sneak his/her way out of the justice system on such a trivial pretext. Are we now going to evaluate every prisoner and let them go if they are depressed? I am sure there are many incarcerated on crimes similar or less trivial than Paris. I understand that her crime is not as gruesome as of a serial killer but it still is a crime. That is why she got only 45 days in prison and not life or death sentence and hence she should fulfill her verdict.

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                        patnawala1 year, 4 months ago

                        Some make the argument that she shouldn't have been sentenced in the first place. I wonder why? The argument is that there are so many that are on probation and avoid the system. Well going by that argument, no one should get a speeding ticket because the guy in front or behind them might also be speeding! She was tried and convicted by the jury of her peers (not really because I don't think any one of them is a billionaire by luck of birth). The best way to avoid the justice system is to not commit a crime, however trivial it might be.

                        Our prison system is full of older people, some of them as old or older than 80. They may not all be reformed but they have certainly outlived their threat as criminals, well not all of them but for sure most of them. They still perish there while Paris gets to live in $2 million mansion wearing a "pink" ankle bracelet.

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                          el-jefe1 year, 4 months ago

                          Actually, she was not sentenced by a jury of her peers. She plead down from a DUI to a lesser offense (reckless driving).

                          And she did get probation. If she'd just followed the terms of her probation, she wouldn't have done a single day in jail.

                          And I do feel her sentence is too harsh...for a softie like Paris, anything over a couple of weeks is overkill. But 3 days and 2 hours is likewise, underkill, probably not enough to get her attention the way it needs to be gotten.

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                        patnawala1 year, 4 months ago

                        If it was one of us, we would rot there every minute of our sentence however depressed we got. This is not the "Free" country we dreamt of where only rich and famous go scot-free. Some real bright people are languishing in the prison just because they did something stupid or were at the wrong place at the wrong time. Commuting their sentence would return something substantial to the society rather than "a big mouth and an empty head".

                        Every cloud has a silver lining. Let's look at the brighter side of the fiasco. For the millions of kid for whom Paris, Britney, Nicole et. al. serve as role model it should serve as inspiration to be rich and famous so that they can smoke meth, murder or drink and drive and still get their way around it!

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                          stephen-johnson1 year, 4 months ago

                          This Paris Hilton story is like junk food - completely worthless and even harmful, but hard to stop consuming.

                          Go, Paris, Go!!

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                            foksipayne1 year, 4 months ago

                            But, WE LOVE JUNK FOOD!!!

                            ;)

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                            nccneon1 year, 4 months ago

                            You may have a hard time believing this, but watching this video and checking out some comments constitute the most time I've spent following this story. There are too many important topics NOT being covered in the media because of the obsession with this kind of crap. Cute video though. Now, back to the real world for me.

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                            Ebonvoice1 year, 4 months ago

                            "This Paris Hilton story is like junk food - completely worthless and even harmful, but hard to stop consuming.

                            Go, Paris, Go!!"

                            ...and take Lindsey with you!

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                          Logan6661 year, 4 months ago

                          I can only hope she made some prison porn before she was let go.

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                            foksipayne1 year, 4 months ago

                            Now THAT would be news!

                            LOL

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                              markd20071 year, 4 months ago

                              Starring her and the Sheriff who was unaware of the camera in the room as she "paid him off" on her knees.

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                              lovelytxwoman1 year, 4 months ago

                              How does she rate this get of jail free card?! I wanted to feel what everyone else feels when they screw up and do what she has done! Money sure can buy you the injustice you want!

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                                itsme21 year, 4 months ago

                                I just think she did some of her little porno antics to have that sheriff set her free.

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                                  kedirian1 year, 4 months ago

                                  Nah, Sheriff Baca is too old to get it up...

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                                curley-zark1 year, 4 months ago

                                VOTE:

                                FREE Paris or JAIL Paris

                                www.boycotthilton.org

                                should be up today

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                                  not2needy1 year, 4 months ago

                                  Actually this girl, (whoever she is) is prettier than Paris.

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                                    Beeboppin711 year, 4 months ago

                                    Yeah! Paris has that one wonky eye.

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                                    markd20071 year, 4 months ago

                                    That's not a very difficult achievement, since Hilton is such a mutt. The guy who she tipped a dollar after keeping the paparazzi away after parking her car shoulda took a dump on her seat, but that just goes to show HE has more class than SHE does.

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                                    77341 year, 4 months ago

                                    VOTE? Vote for what? Why should this rich little whinny crybaby get out of jail earlier than anyone else under similar circumstances? You people really think this is a joke? And you wonder why there is such a disconnect between average joe citizen and the politicos and rich people in this country. Who gives crap about this idiot?

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                                      Beeboppin711 year, 4 months ago

                                      I hope you were this upset when they turned OJ Simpson loose on society. We do care and most believe that she should go back to the slammer. It's just the nature of this si11y h0 that makes us joke about her situation.

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                                      markd20071 year, 4 months ago

                                      I voted - that she should be kept in jail. And I think the public at large as judged by that poll agrees. The results were something like 75% Jail, 1% Home, and 3% I Don't Know. I think the "I Don't Knows" are about as stupid as the ones who voted "Home". The #@$!$ers in power NEVER would have let you or I out so early.

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                                      TOtheMOON1 year, 4 months ago

                                      At least I know that, while she is only loved for her money - which could be gone in a heartbeat - I am loved for my sheer beauty and outstanding personality that will last me a liftime! (thank you! thank you!)

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                                        markd20071 year, 4 months ago

                                        Let us pray... that the overpriveleged Hilton family one day leverages themselves to their eyeballs, then a Chinese bank becomes their creditor and puts them out on the street. Then the poor little rich ho will have to learn some serious porno skills to earn a living. Maybe she can hire Jenna Jameson as a consultant to show her not to just "lay there". lol

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